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Joke of the Day

"[Dark Humor] Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline [Probally heard this but it's worth a shot]"

"How do you know someone is from California? They tell you."

"""Apology not accepted"" - what to say if you want to fight in Canada"

"Have you seen the photo of me and REM? That's me in the corner."

"Marriage Tip: If your husband is watching golf, show him you're interested by repeatedly asking ""why doesn't our lawn ever look that nice?"""

"What did the daschund say when he was neutered? Auf weinersehen"

"Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ? To see if there was any more money in the kitty !"

"The doctor told me to stay positive I have HIV"

"Skeleton: an oldie but a goodie! Why didn't the skelton cross the road? (Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)"

"What does a dwarf and a midget have in common? Very little."