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Joke of the Day
"Science created airplanes and skyscrapers Faith brought them together"
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"A Roman walks into a bar... And he holds up two fingers. ""Five beers, please,"" he asks."
"Anyone who says having a child is the best moment of their life has obviously never had two mars bars fall out of a vending machine at once."
"What's the difference between a joke and 100 dicks in your ass? You can't take a joke."
"A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants... The bartender looks over and says, ""Get the fuck out of my bar, we're sick of hearing this goddamn joke."""
"I lost my mood ring... And I'm not sure how I should feel about it."
"How can I smile when 28% of Americans aren't getting enough fiber?"
"What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug addict? The prostitute can wash her crack and then use it again!"
"[1st date] [to self] Don't let her know ur a boa constrictor Her: ""How's your meal?"" [i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table]"
"What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician? A beggar has retained his integrity."