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Joke of the Day
"Just calculated my BMI and found out I should be 47ft tall."
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"A guy walks into a doctors office with a carrot in his ear and a piece ofcelery up his nose. The doctor told him he wasn't eating right."
"Texting is a brilliant way to miscommunicate how you feel, and misinterpret what other people mean."
"Politicians hate each other more than they love America."
"A Jew, a mathematician and an Irishman enter a bar Bartender says: ""How did you all land up in the wrong joke?"""
"""You are what you eat."" I'm about 90% burrito."
"I've only ever been wrong once... And that was one time last year when I thought that I was wrong but I wasn't."
"I've just realised that I've got one of those cool body types that can eat whatever I want and get fat."
"I met a Japanese mathematician yesterday Japanese Mathematician: ""Acknowledge my presence, zero"" Me: ""Can you elaborate in mathematical terms?"" Japanese Mathematician: ""Notice me sin(pi)"""
"In America, Trump unseats black, male president. In Russia, president sits on Trump blackmail!"