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Joke of the Day

"In America, Trump unseats black, male president. In Russia, president sits on Trump blackmail!"

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"Ugh I completely forgot to do something with my life."
"How about we don't pick a president this time and everyone promises to behave themselves."
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"If there was a male cow made out of earth... That would be terrible."
"the times they are indeed a changin..but the one time thatll never change is Lunch time. lock them engagements in if you think this is good."