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Joke of the Day

"I've only ever been wrong once... And that was one time last year when I thought that I was wrong but I wasn't."

"I hate being bipolar... It's awesome!"

"""hey jay"" ""sup world war"" ""how u doin' dragon ball"" - the z family reunion"

"Why did Adele cross the road? So she could sing 'Hello from the other side'!"

"Why did the crew abandon the chili pepper boat? It was capsaicin. ^(Don't hurt me.)"

"My wife caught me checking out the nanny the other day. She fired the nanny. Then she told me no more sex for a year! I said, ""You're firing the maid, too?"""

"What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheel chair."

"OCTOPUS: *places tentacle on Bible* JUDGE: Do u swear to tell the truth? O: Yes BAILIFF: *spends like 8 minutes trying to get Bible unstuck*"

"Did you hear about the narcoleptic hair stylist? He dyed in his sleep."

"What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut fucks everyone... A bitch fucks everyone but YOU."