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Joke of the Day

"I've just realised that I've got one of those cool body types that can eat whatever I want and get fat."

"How I Crossed the Desert by Rhoda Camul"

"I'm giving up, folks. Years of letters and phone calls making my case quite articulately but they still won't give the Muppets nipples."

"Why is Hillary Clinton just like a man? Because she won't pull out until she's done."

"What does a Miami Heat fan do when his team wins the NBA Finals? He turns off the video game system."

"What do you call a traitor with a lisp? Judith"

"This winter, ice crystals will stick together and fall from the sky Snow joke"

"Does advertisement work? Just did."

"A beggar asked me if I had any pennies and so i unzipped myself and showed him my dick"

"I wish we were Irish Daughter: I wish we were Irish, so we could have more fun on St. Patrick's Day Me: Irish you were a Beer"