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Joke of the Day

"I'm absolutely incredible in bed. In fact, yesterday I slept 15 hours."

"Why did God bless Texas? He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris."

"Is it true that in Siberia, bears walk on the streets? Nah, that's bullshit. There are no streets in Siberia."

"What does the flint water crises and Chicago PD have in common? The amount of lead put into black people. (It was funnier over the radio)"

"Latvians don't know Fonz... ...they don't have happy days."

"Popcorn. Potato. Frozen Pizza. Cold Coffee. James Incandenza. Defrost. Refrost. Cancer. Corn. """"Aren't these weird microwave buttons?"

"I failed my Driver's test. Driving teacher: ""What do you do at a red light?"" Me: ""I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."""

"A chicken walks into a bar... Chicken: got any chicken food? Bartender: Nope, thats across the road. That answers that question"

"To: ALL STAFF Subject: FW: RE: RE: FW: FW: FW: RE: RE: FW: RE: RE: FW: FW: How to Effectively Use the E-Mail Subject Line"

"I unsubscribed from the official earthbending subreddit. Getting tired of all these Internet Toph Guys."