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Joke of the Day

"I unsubscribed from the official earthbending subreddit. Getting tired of all these Internet Toph Guys."

"Waitress: ""Hi, my nam-"" Me: ""Vodka martini, please."""

"I was voted ""most friendly"" at my high school in 10th grade. It was at this point in my life that I knew serious changes were in order."

"Let's stop listing pagers on that list of electronic devices that should be turned off."

"I came in second at a Monica Lewinsky look alike competition. . . . . . the judge said I was close, but no cigar."

"How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan? Take away its brooms."

"""Male""-Sexual Don't worry, that doesn't mean I'm gay It just means, anything that comes in a mailbox... ...makes me want to cum in a mailbox."

"What am I? What has six tits and three teeth? The night shift at the Waffle House."

"Black Santa reached into his bag of presents... He may have been reaching for a weapon. An officer involved shooting occurred."

"A hobbit walks into a bar It was very low down."