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Joke of the Day

"Is it true that in Siberia, bears walk on the streets? Nah, that's bullshit. There are no streets in Siberia."

"Why do female zombies have such a terrible sex life? Because whenever they shout, ""I want you inside me."" all of the guys run away."

"""I couldn't work there after what he said to me..."" ""What did he say?"" ""You're fired."""

"Swimming ""Hey, is that ur Kid in the swimming pool?"" 'No, my kid can't swim'"

"Why are women so odd? Because they can't even. Huh huh?"

"I'm going to have to sit my mom down Apparently she has had sex with everyone on xbox live."

"Hating everything saves countless hours of decision making"

"What Did Cinderella Say When She Got To The Ball? Cough, gag, choke, etc..."

"Two wives talking about sex The first asks 'Do you smoke after sex with your husband?' 'I don't know' replies the second 'I've never looked'."

"I just taped the TV remote to my dogs back so I'll never lose it again. Your move Apple."