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Joke of the Day

"A chicken walks into a bar... Chicken: got any chicken food? Bartender: Nope, thats across the road. That answers that question"

"Cars should have a thing where if you drive around with your blinker on for too long, they explode."

"Ah, I love self-deprecating humor. That's one more thing that won't love me back."

"How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it? Just another reason to teach your cat to read."

"Do you sell bloodpants? ""Nope"" Shitpants? ""Nope"" Droolpants? ""Nope"" Sweatpants? ""Right this way..."""

"I'm going to have to rethink my time machine rental business. People keep bringing them back a day before they rented them."

"How many copies can you make of a page without a copying machine? Xero."

"Five Star Hangover Judging from the bar receipts, ATM withdraws, hand stamps, and the vomit in my car, I'm pretty sure that I'm a ball of fun when I black out on Saturday night."

"Scientists have discovered a fantastic new shade of the colour green. Its sublime"

"I was going to say a StarFox joke But they were all too Corneria"