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Joke of the Day

"A chicken walks into a bar... Chicken: got any chicken food? Bartender: Nope, thats across the road. That answers that question"

"Wondering why ""cuck"" has become the new insult of choice among basement dwellers and neck beards? They finally found an insult that can never be used against them."

"I once dated a girl who got in a car accident and lost her whole left side. Shes all right now."

"Scientist believe that coworkers are the main reason why humans developed middle fingers."

"You're not really a parent until you swat blindly into the backseat, hoping to connect with a kid."

"you must be irish because my penis is dublin"

"What type of classical music do chickens like best? Bach."

"An American doctor who contracted Ebola is said to be getting better. The bad news is he's getting better at contracting the Ebola virus."

"Life is like a box chocolates... ... It doesn't last long for fat people."

"What is an MRI's favorite music? Metal"