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Joke of the Day

"What does the flint water crises and Chicago PD have in common? The amount of lead put into black people. (It was funnier over the radio)"

"Home Work Jokes jemi:Teacher,would you punish me for something I didn't do? Teacher,ofcourse not. Jemi:Good because I didn't do my home work."

"Is it racist that I've been talking to this one white chick on my street for months now & just realized she's actually 5 white chicks?..."

"What kind of bird works on a construction site? A Crane."

"""LET MY PEEPHOLE GO!"" -Moses when the cops found the peephole he installed in the Womens washroom."

"Feminists are basically Lesbians who don't want to admit it."

"Hello 911 my son is a terrorist he won't eat AMERICAN cheese. Almost two. Yes I'll hold. Hello Child Protection Services my son is a terrori"

"Thank you for saying, ""I'm just being honest"" after that horrible thing you just said. I feel better now that I know you meant it."

"My friend's wife asked him, if she died tomorrow, when would he start sleeping with other women? He said, ""about three years ago."""

"A girl phoned me the other day and said, ""Come on over, there's nobody home."" I went over. Nobody was home."