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Joke of the Day

"Joke of the Day [Saw this on Monsters Inc when watching it today](http://i.imgur.com/32l1PsS.jpg)"

"If you don't boo at people after bad sex how do you expect them to ever get better?"

"How to Get There by Ridya Bike"

"Any convenience store that requires the customer to wear pants isn't convenient at all."

"Mickey and Minnie Mouse go to divorce court The judge says to Mickey, ""Mickey! You say your wife is crazy."" Mickey replies, ""No I didn't, I said she was fucking Goofy!"""

"Why can't you run in camp sites? Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out."

"Accidentally got two shots of hand sanitizer so if you need me I'll be rubbing my hands together for the rest of my life."

"Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms? The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me."

"Enter password: ""ScoobyDoo"" sorry password must contain a special character ScoobydooFeaturingBatman"

"My friends ask me if I got A haircut I say ""no, I got them ALL cut!"""