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Joke of the Day

"Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms? The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me."

"A red piller, an MRA, and a gamergator walks into a bar The bartender asks him to leave because bars are 21+ Credit: /u/reese_ridley"

"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass.....nyahahahaha (10 points for who knows the source of this classic joke)"

"Shia muslims are not welcome in the City of Brotherly Love... Because it's always sunni in Philadelphia."

"Never seen anyone in Nandos or McDonald's pick up an appropriate amount of napkins - you're cleaning up after a burger not a double homicide"

"Why are so many men suddenly curious who my father is right in the middle of our lovemaking?"

"I was sitting in the traffic the other day That's why i got run over."

"*consoling friend who is a baker* I'm really sorry about the fire at your bread shop. Looks like your business is toast now."

"Which end of a bus is it best to get off? It doesn't matter. Both ends stop."

"The Bible would be more believable if Adam was tempted by a slice of pizza instead."