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Joke of the Day
"If you don't boo at people after bad sex how do you expect them to ever get better?"
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"If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north in which direction is the smoke blowing? There is no smoke from an electric train!"
"[whispering to date while watching Disney's Three Little Pigs in 1933] This is taking my mind off The Great Depression"
"Did you hear about Kanye West's son changing his name to South? He felt he his life needed a change of direction."
"Want to hear an ebola joke? you wont get it"
"Is your refrigerator running? Cause I might vote for it."
"What weighs 12lbs and won't be getting plucked this Christmas Scott Weilands guitar"
"Mount Rushmore looks like an old boy band that now wants to be taken seriously as musicians."
"To the guy who named cotton candy: Yes! It looks just like it sounds. To the guy who named Milk Duds: What the hell is wrong with you?"
"I once submitted 10 puns to a contest to see which one would win. Unfortunately, no-pun-in-ten-did."