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Joke of the Day

"It is odd, isn't it, that to get rid of penis enhancement emails .. .. I have to send them to the Junk box."

"May I have a quick word with you? Velocity"

"Nomenclature is important when courting a lady. For example, ""feminine scent"" and ""feminine odor"" are perceived differently. You're welcome."

"I don't understand why Taylor Swift has removed all of her music from streaming services You can stream Taylor Swift anytime you want just by turning on the radio"

"Why Does Ariel wear seashells? Because she can't fit into D-shells"

"no idea! I told my boyfriend that my mom is old so she needs to speak slowly and loud. Then I told my mom my boyfriend is retarded. They have no idea!"

"Want to know how I can see 6 years into the future? I have 2020 vision."

"Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him."

"Wrong number Some guy keeps texting ""stand and deliver"" to me. I keep telling him he's got the wrong number, but he's adamant"

"Ex-Girlfriend: I heard you & your new girlfriend are having problems... Well, you've always got my number. Me: Yes, is it still 666?"