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Joke of the Day

"How to Get There by Ridya Bike"

"Since instagram is down I'm not sure if there was a sunrise today or if anyone ate any food? I feel lost."

"My friend's a scientist and accidentally chilled his lab rat to absolute zero... At first the rat was just frozen, but he's 0K now."

"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Rustle."

"Did you hear about the college for dolphins? It was for educational porpoises only."

"Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ? Because eggs were going up !"

"What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color? A reptile dysfunction."

"[Target cashier stares at my fingerless gloves] Ah, couldn't help notice you were admiring my hand vests."

"I'm at the vets..... A man opposite me weeps with an empty cage in his arms. I'd be crying too if I were that forgetful."

"Beyonce: Ok now ladies let's get in formation. Ladies: Information about what? Beyonce: Dammit, ladies, we went over this."