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Joke of the Day

"Any convenience store that requires the customer to wear pants isn't convenient at all."

"How was the bird able to pass his math test? He was winging it."

"It's time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside."

"Don't worry if a fat guy comes to kidnap you... I told Santa all I want for Christmas is you."

"There is only two man made objects visible from space. The great wall of china and, Kim Jong Un's giant ass. cmon guys I cant do this all by myself."

"Ronda Rousey says she contemplated suicide. Holly Holm declined the rematch though."

"Why don't ducks blow glass? To many quacks"

"How many of those brownies did you eat, private? ""All of them sir!"" ""That was my stash private."" ""Negative sir it was labeled private!"""

"""Let's bust this joint"" is the new tag line for the Artritis Support Group."

"LPT: If you're considering trying BDSM with your SO, don't start at a costume party. Oops wrong sub"