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Joke of the Day

"fat people https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/2uje2o/how_to_lose_weight_fast/?submit_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DzfOy5Ghv9rM&already_submitted=true"

"Props to every deodorant commercial ever for abandoning all creativity and just going with ""If you buy this, women will have sex with you"""

"Billion Dollar Idea: A condom that changes color when it comes in contact with an STD."

"Yo mamma is so ugly... I don't understand your Oedipus complex."

"I walked into a bookshop Me: ""Do you have any books on turtles?"" Them ""Hard back?"" Me: ""Yeah, with little heads"""

"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Easy question. Egg because they are white."

"I don't need a girlfriend, I can just play Pokemon Go The servers go down on me every day"

"How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool? Say ""hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"""

"Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party? He was going as a banana."

"What do you call a man who supports women's sports? A sports brah"