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Joke of the Day

"fat people https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/2uje2o/how_to_lose_weight_fast/?submit_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DzfOy5Ghv9rM&already_submitted=true"

"I call bullshit on vampires that look all sexy and shit when they can't even see their reflection"

"What country has the highest concentration of pool players? Irack."

"Two guys are talking: (1) - I've bought a tour to my mother-in-law. (2) - Your mother-in-law???!!! (1) - Why not to Bagdad."

"Whats brown and sticky? a stick"

"Why is a good husband like bread dough? Because his wife needs him."

"One of the guys I work with overdosed on Viagra. His wife's been taking it pretty hard."

"Growing up couldn't wait to have a room of my own and do whatever I liked. So why did I end up doing the exact opposite by getting married?"

"Too many freaks, not enough circuses."

"Today I met one of those people on the bus that gets all pissed off when you put your finger in their mouth when they yawn."