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Joke of the Day

"How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool? Say ""hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"""

"How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk? A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!"

"*spills wine on Ouija board* OUIJA: *moving pointer by itself* H-E-Y S-S-E-X-Y D-Y-O-O-U-W-W-A-N-N-A M-A-K-E O-U-T ME: *moves pointer to NO*"

"""I am out of the office. If you need immediate help please contact customer service."" ""Dude this isn't email I'm standing in front of you."""

"What do you call a black guy who flies airplanes? A pilot, you racist."

"Who is the drummer for the Mexican Beatles? Gringo Starr"

"You know those orange cones they put on the highway for you to knock down? I just beat my high score last night!"

"Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road? It got stuck in a crack."

"Two pretzels were walking down the street, then one got a-salted"

"Were there this many idiots before the Internet?"