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Joke of the Day

"Yo mamma is so ugly... I don't understand your Oedipus complex."

"I was in the Olympics ,I was favorite in the Errection event But only made it to the Semi's"

"Oops, It slipped, wrong hole! But since I'm already here..... -Men"

"What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her head."

"My favorite sex position is the JFK It's when I splat all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car"

"What's the difference between a black man and an archealogist? One is a nerdy digger."

"Hillary Clinton is sick according to doctors... I pneu it all along."

"Hipster: Check out my mini.. Me: *snatches and eats Hipster:.. Bonsai tree Me: *swallows* It's alright for a veggie Hipster: Me: anymore?"

"Ran out of toilet paper, so I had to use leaves. Just kidding, but my son learned a big lesson about leaving his clothes in the bathroom."

"I'm going to go out on a limb here and fall off obviously."