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Joke of the Day

"A cubical is a great place to reflect on all the bad decisions you've made in your life"

"Why did the billionaire keep winning at Poker? He played his Trump card."

"Whenever my anorexic girlfriend says she needs a pee, I never know if she needs the toilet or she's just hungry."

"What's ET short for? Because he's only got little legs."

"If threesome is sex with three people...... .....and a twosome sex with two people, I guess I know why I'm always called handsome. (Btw, is this a repost? I hope to god not.)"

"Currently the most offensive joke going through my head. What did the female Marine get moments after she was gang raped by her fellow Marines? A Dishonourable Discharge."

"You seem awesome. I can't wait to find out what I hate about you."

"What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together? They turn out the lights."

"Bad Joke? What did the 2 sundaes say to eachother? I wish it was SUNDAY"

"What's Forrest Gump's password to reddit? 1jennay1"