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Joke of the Day

"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Easy question. Egg because they are white."

"Why did the T-Rex get kicked outta the porn shoot? Because he had a reptile dysfunction"

"I've never wanted a mansion. Not because I'm modest- I just don't need more places to lose my keys."

"Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire ? It bit his neck sucked his blood and said 'Who's a pretty boy then ?'!"

"Call me self-indulgent, but I only stay in motels that advertise ""color TV"" and ""air-conditioning"" on their sign out front."

"I went to my favorite Indian restaurant today. Got the footlong turkey on wheat."

"I invented a new joke today I invented a new word today Plagiarism"

"How did the T-Rex feel after working out? [OC] Dino-sore"

"I hurt my neck sleeping on a pillow that was too fluffy. My body is not meant for this world."

"Did you hear that Fergie and R. Kelly are collaborating on a new album? They are calling their group the Black Guy Pees."