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Joke of the Day
"Q: What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog? A: Out, out, damned Spot!"
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"I'm Finally Done Smoking My name was legally changed yesterday."
"How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and the other to hold the penis -- LADDER. I meant ladder."
"As a kid I always wanted to be a conductor ... Now I think it requires too much training."
"A man is at a job interview Interviewer: it says here you had a 4 year gap in your resume Man: I went to Yale Interviewer: Your hired Man: Wow I finally got a yob"
"Listening to my coworker cry about her gag reflex not being able to swallow her allergy pills.. All I keep thinking is: Her poor boyfriend.."
"What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater."
"I just wish God hadn't hidden all of my talents so well."
"You can eat up to three spiders every night in your sleep, except on ""cheat days"" when you can eat as many as you like."
"So my wife got a new sewing machine this week and I know what you guys are thinking.... ...sew what?"