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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs? Bob."
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"What award was given to the best Knock Knock joker? The No-Bell prize!"
"If we could put bread in a particle collider... We could discover new quarks and glutons."
"A guy walks into a psychiatrist wearing saran wrap pants He says ""Doctor, I think I'm crazy"" The doctor says, ""Well I can clearly see your nuts"""
"Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise? She heard he was in a few good men."
"Me + + Loud Music = Wildly dancing like no one ever imagined."
"A girl phoned me the other day and said ""Come on over, there's nobody home."" I went over. Nobody was home."
"My Parents asked me what i wanted for christmas... I said i want something to wear and something to play with. So they got me a pair of pants with the pockets cut out."
"If smoking is so bad for you How come it cures salmon?"
"What do you call a skeleton who just had anesthesia? A numbskull"