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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Chihuahua laugh? The cow jumped over the moon."
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"What's your favorite ""I just hurt myself or messed up"" phrase? Like, oh fuck! Oh shit! TITTY SPRINKLESSSSSSS"
"Patrick Star is so clueless It's like he lives under a rock or something"
"I'm not sure about you guys, but I'm pretty sure if she can sell seashells by the sea shore, she also has pretty big boobs."
"Facebook is terrific way to connect with classmates who haven't aged as well as you."
"What's the difference between a tavern and an elephant fart? One is a bar room, and the other is a *BARROOM!*"
"What do you call a little girl who's very close to her dog? Nina"
"I went to an archery range. I shot a lot of targets in arrow."
"Daughter saw old clothes I've saved for sentimental value & said 'I bet you cried when the last dinosaur died too'. She's out of the will."
"How do you piss off Liquor store shoplifters and Redditors? CAP LOCKS."