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Joke of the Day

"I need to get one of those gadgets for my camera so I can take pictures of myself. I think it's called a narciss-stick."

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"A man walks into a bar.. A man walks into a bar and says: ""Hey bartender! I fucked your mum last night!"" The bartender looks up and replies: ""Fuck off dad, I'm working."""
"What did Jesus say to all the Indians before he left Don't do anything until I get back."
"If I could be a woman for 24 hours, I would probably spend most of it telling myself to shut the fuck up"
"MURDERER: could a murderer do THIS? *defendant proceeds to not kill anyone* JUDGE: he's got a point"
"Women should not have children after 35. Really ... 35 children are enough."
"Man found dead... in an ice cream van covered in sprinkles. Police think he topped himself."
"Reddit is like a box of chocolates It's the same shit over and over"
"Customer service stopped recording my calls for training purposes. There's nothing to be learned from that much profanity."
"hate to brag but I can still fit in my Quinceanera dress"