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Joke of the Day

"Why were the Boston Marathon Bombings worse than Hitler? (OFFENSIVE) Because they actually managed to end a race."

"A sheep, Don Trump and a snake all fall off a ledge Baa Dumb Tiss!"

"My neighbors look so happy. We can fix that."

"Old friend: Wow! When the hell did you grow a beard? Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time."

"What do you use to make boot soup? Birkenstock"

"What's the difference between anal and oral sex? Oral sex will make your day, anal sex will make your hole weak."

"I just bought bunk beds. The other night I brought a date home. She said, ""I'll get on top."" I said, ""Great, I'll get the ladder."" She said, ""You sure think a lot of yourself, don't you?"""

"Why does a penis have a hole in the end? So men can be open minded"

"she need some alone time ..:P My girl friend said she needed some ""Alone time"".. So I made her an Orkut account.. :P... tietiefiss.com"

"What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle? One has strings, the other has straaangs."