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Joke of the Day

"Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly? Because they were Wright."

"E-Mail: Drive her wild in the bedroom. Me: Feh...I'll drive her wild in the kitchen *Re-arranges the dishwasher."

"Why did the girl walk past her crush twice? He didn't believe in love at first sight."

"If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic."

"What do gay alligators eat for breakfast? Cockadiles"

"What do you call someone with no arms or legs? Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY"

"One farmer says to another farmer... ""You can get more sales out of your crops by canning."" The second farmer looks and says, ""I know, I can. I can."""

"I was in bed with a woman and she said, I want tonight to be magical And it was. After we had sex, I disappeared."

"What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds? Exit the European Union."

"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself? Because it was two-tyred."