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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between white people and yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures"

"Chelsea asks Hilary to dinner 100k for a meet-and-greet, 250 to say hello and 400,000 for dinner."

"Not to get too technical, but chemistry says alcohol IS a solution. So I win."

"My mom always has these great sayings for life, like ""Don't count your chickens before they hatch"" and ""Everybody hates you."""

"Have you heard the one about the single lady and the hitman? probably not, the punchline is a dead miss."

"Coffee With No Cream A guy walks into a coffee shop. Waitress: What can I get you? Guy: May I get a coffee with no cream? Waitress: Sorry, we just ran out of cream. How about a coffee with no milk?"

"Why can't you trust any Adam? They make up everything."

"The secret to having all of your dreams come true is to keep changing your dreams to something that's just about to happen anyway."

"I don't know why people dislike roman Numerals. I, for one, like them."

"No hedgehogs were harmed in the making of this short movie 'Ripping the Legs Off a Hedgehog So He Looks Like a Pinecone'."