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Joke of the Day

"What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident? That's offal"

"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice!"

"What did the cannibal do After he dumped his girlfriend Wipe his arse"

"News knowledge is important. I was discussing with a guy about the Gaza Strip. He thought it was the adhesive side of a maxi pad."

"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's half off."

"What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet? The Site-anic."

"What did the horse say to Santa? Nothing, horses can not speak."

"*DJ drops the beet* ERRYBODY IN THE CLUB begins wondering why the DJ would bring a root vegetable to work with him."

"Men might stare at your tits and ass, but women buy a latex mold of a pen*s and keep it in their drawer. Who's creepy now?"

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Is a terrible thing to say to someone with a muscle eating disease."