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Joke of the Day

"A man went into his local pharmacy to purchase condoms. After ringing his item up the cashier asked, ""Would you like a bag?"" The man responded, ""No, she's not that ugly."""

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *SLURP*"

"Congratulations r/jokes on being the most eco-friendly subreddit! 95% of your material is recycled! (Love you guys <3 )"

"Some people post because they need attention and validation. Not me. (Thanks for reading this, the Like' button is below)"

"Try this one crazy trick to get people to click on things! See. It worked."

"What do you call it when you lease false teeth? A dental rental."

"We are the sand. The wind will blow us. The ocean will beat us. Life is a beach."

"the best thing about the moon is that it doesn't have any sports"

"Mod Announcement: Due to complaints from our fair-haired readers, blonde jokes are no longer allowed... ...because they couldn't read them."

"It's said that if you look directly into Chuck Norris' eyes you can see the beginning and end of all things...... but no one has had the balls to try."