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Joke of the Day

"I'm on a whiskey diet... I've lost three days already."

"What do you call a fake noodle?... An Impasta!"

"A fun thing to yell at a magic show is ""BURN HIM, HE'S A WITCH"""

"Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server? Just because ICANN."

"I hate it when people can't make a good sausage its the wurst"

"Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 7.. His response was ""I still love Vista, baby!"""

"What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear the enzyme"

"What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild? A $100 bill."

"If I survived a plane crash in the wilderness, my biggest concern would be how much my airport parking bill would be."

"3 things you never get back : A word after it's said Time after it's passed Your pen if I really like it"