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Joke of the Day
"How to seduce a fat person? Piece of cake"
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"Shaving with a straight razor takes a lot of courage. I used to shave my privates with one But I don't have the balls to do that anymore."
"[Programmer Joke] Why did the int drown? Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)"
"Why did the French chef kill himself? He lost the huile d'olive"
"Going to war is the only way Americans can learn geography."
"Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom? Because he couldn't find a Date!"
"I need all zombie jokes you know, Reddit."
"A boy walks into a butchers and asks for a pound of kidelies Do you mean kidneys? asks the butcher. boy: I said that didelie?"