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Joke of the Day

"A small boy swallowed some coins... A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his mother asked how he was doing, the doctor said, ""No change yet."""

"Are you a cat person or a person person?"

"What did one wall say to the other wall? I`ll meet you at the corner."

"Takes a second to understand. The more suicidal people, the less suicidal people."

"HEY, mom of 3 unruly kids staring at her phone in the bookstore: ... Do you have a charger I can use?"

"Three Germans were sitting in a bar telling jokes about WWII. They lost it."

"I wear dresses to work so it takes me less time to use the loo so people won't think I'm pooping. So yeah, I'd say I'm pretty professional."

"How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand."

"I just flew in from Chernobyl And boy are my arms legs."

"What did the Jewish paedophile say to the young boy? Hey kid, wanna buy some candy?"