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Joke of the Day

"please stop adding flintstone chewable vitamin commercials to the episode list. they are not real flintstone episodes."

"What do you call a frozen swine lavatory? A pigloo I'll see myself out."

"What do frogs say that surf the internet? Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of. :)"

"Me: you married? Him: separated Me: your wife know about that?"

"what does my microwave and women have in common? they both need a mute button"

"My Tylenol bottle says ""DO NOT TAKE IF SEAL NOT PRESENT."" Does anyone know how to contact him?"

"What do you call a cow... What do you call a cow with three legs? *Tri-tip.* What do you call a cow with two legs? *Lean beef.* What do you call a cow with no legs? *Ground beef.*"

"How many redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? Sorry, your Quest to whore karma is currently unavailable. Please try again later."

"What is 12 inches long and keeps a woman up screaming all night? Sudden infant death syndrome."

"Not only is today Leap Day, but it's also the 52nd anniversary of Family Circus first appearing in newspapers Wow, that's amazing. Just think about it. That's the same joke told 19,028 different ways"