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Joke of the Day
"What did one wall say to the other wall? I`ll meet you at the corner."
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"I thought we had the right to bear arms but when I got them I was arrested for animal abuse"
"Inception (2010) - Five men and one woman plot to nap on a plane."
"Did you hear about the stupid wizard? He couldn't remember if he used to be forgetful."
"In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is."
"Jokes I made up I might keep adding onto this if it gets popular enough :) Q: What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock? A: I'm holding Time Square!"
"What did the left tower say to the right tower? I gotta catch a plane"
"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door? Matt"
"Boss: Can you send the documents Me: I am sinking in the muck of a swamp of ancient pain Boss: Ok just don't forget to send the documents"
"Watch your wedding video backwards. You'll love the part when you take your ring off, walk away from the altar, & leave with your friends."