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Joke of the Day

"How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand."

"Chewbacca told everyone about my sex change operation. Damn wookieeleaks"

"Just accidentally flashed my gay neighbor. He's not gay anymore. HAHAHAHAHA! Just kidding. He totally threw up."

"A man overdosed on viagra His wife took it very hard"

"Yes, autocorrect, that's right. I hate that stupid ditch"

"More Romantic Than Funny, But Well... A: Knock Knock. B: Who's there? A: Willy. B: Willy who? A: Will you marry me?"

"I've just been informed by a porn site that ""8 hot nymphos in my area are dying to meet me."" I'm understandably stoked."

"GF asks his BF, GF: Am I pretty or ugly? BF: You're both. GF: I'm confused. How's that? BF: You're pretty ugly."

"Enter the dragon Q: What do you call a martial arts expert with a sore patella? A: Bruised knee"

"How to sex: Boy: can I put my finger in your belly button Girl: sure Girl: that's not my belly button Boy: that's not my finger"