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Joke of the Day
"What did the Jewish paedophile say to the young boy? Hey kid, wanna buy some candy?"
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"[Lizard Enterprises HQ] Lizard Boss: Um excuse me, do you work here? Snake balancing on 4 toothpicks (nervously): Uh yessir why do you ask?"
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