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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light-bulb? You can un-screw the light-bulb"
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"People complain about there being too many GOP presidential candidates, but when Chris Christie quits that will be, like, half the field right there."
"Shaved my 4 month old beard this morning My wife was upset, she said she really liked it. I told her I felt the same, it really grew on me over the last couple months."
"Did you hear about the constipated chancellor of the exchequer? He couldn't budge-it!"
"Based on my search history, Google suggests: A social life"
"For the last time, I'm not racist! I specifically called it African American Friday!"
"How can you tell if a fat chick is pregnant? You can't."
"Instructor: Welcome to our Summer with Kids Preparedness class. Our first lesson is how to apply sunscreen. Everyone grab an angry raccoon."
"*reads your mind* *decides to wait for the movie*"
"What's Cain's favorite genre of music? Rock, I hear his brother hates it though."