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Joke of the Day
"*reads your mind* *decides to wait for the movie*"
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"Who is a bee's favourite painter ? Pablo Beecasso !"
"Killing two birds with one stone this weekend Taking my mother to Hooters sounds rock solid."
"why did the bird-shit did not fall on the man standing under the tree right under the parrot? the bird was wearing underpants."
"Dear santa... Dear santa, this year, please send clothes for all those poor ladies in daddy's computer."
"A tiny Shaquille o Neil inside a footlong sub lookin up at you and crying cuz he don't wanna be eaten"
"What's black, white and red all over? Battleship Potemkin."
"Q: Why did the clown wear loud socks? A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep."
"I can see myself going up in the world... The mirror in the elevator is pretty shiny."
"I asked my friend with an extra chromosome if he wanted to hang out... He said he was down"