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Joke of the Day

"Based on my search history, Google suggests: A social life"

"What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert? Joint custardy"

"I adopted a cat but it turned out that my daughter is allergic to cats So, I am giving her away for adoption. She's 7 and she's in second grade"

"I have no respect for mules. Everything they do is half-assed."

"While escaping from the police, what did one bug say to the other? You butterfly!"

"A group of dogs walk into a University. They approach the receptionist who says, ""Hi, can I help you?"" ""Yeah,"" one of the dogs reply, ""We wanna see our Masters."""

"The reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."

"What's the opposite to Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken!"

"My girlfriend broke up with me today Now I guess I'm just somebody that she used to blow"

"Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan? Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better. I'll show myself out. This is a horrible joke."