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Joke of the Day

"What's Cain's favorite genre of music? Rock, I hear his brother hates it though."

"(NSFW) Fact: The donkey is the only know animal that can reproduce by ass fucking."

"If I ever die, I'm going to be so mad about all the times I ate kale."

"I just burned 2000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven when I take a nap."

"Tower: Hawk 20 is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about two hours ago ? Pilot: Negativ Sir. It's only the same pilot."

"[Politics] Illegal immigrants are lucky The government is helping them escape the US ...and into mexico, where a booming ladder industry is providing plenty of jobs"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alf ! Alf who ? Alf all if you don't catch me!"

"Ever been to a Canadian mosh pit? ""Oh sorry eh! Oh! Sorry! Sorry, eh? Sorry? So sorry! Oh! Oh no.... Sorry, eh?"""

"I saved a ton of money on cool sports cars, vacation getaways and NFL season tickets by having children."

"Based on my search history, Google suggests: A social life"