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Joke of the Day

"Shaved my 4 month old beard this morning My wife was upset, she said she really liked it. I told her I felt the same, it really grew on me over the last couple months."

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"I got fired today from my summer job as a massage therapist My boss said I rubbed people the wrong way"
"Why do natives hate snow? Because it's white and it's on their land!"
"My Mom called me a ""Son of a bitch"" today I told her I agree."
"I thought I found my soul mate for a minute there, but he was just a pervert on the internet. *runs after him"
"Pack of polos for sale still in the wrapper Mint condition Pack of polos for sale, still in the wrapper. Mint condition"
"GF: ""Can I be frank?"" Me: ""Sure, but I'd be more comfortable if you were a woman."""
"""If you don't let the Jews go, I will find you. I will kill you."" Liam Neeson returns in... TAKEN 3: SCHINDLER'S PISSED (Summer 2015)"
"Me: I'm way tougher than you. Wife: I gave birth twice without an epidural. Me: So? Wife: You called in sick for an ice cream headache."