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Joke of the Day

"Instructor: Welcome to our Summer with Kids Preparedness class. Our first lesson is how to apply sunscreen. Everyone grab an angry raccoon."

"Probably once a year some dumb Whale excitedly swims up to the coast of Wales humming, ""Mama, I'm coming home."""

"What's the difference between batman and Blackman? Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it :-)"

"For Christmas my mum bought me a t-shirt saying, ""I'm a nudist."" I haven't worn it yet."

"How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick."

"My boss is coming to my grandad's funeral tomorrow. He said, after his 3 previous funerals he personally wants to see him go in the ground"

"What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket? He got off on a technicality"

"I guess my parents were secret agents all along. I heard they're getting a divorce because my dad got blown by the mailman."

"What did the egg say to the hot water?"

"What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection? ....... a quarter pounder with cheese."