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Joke of the Day
"What does Trump say when he can't find his Viagra? ""This erection is rigged"""
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"Did you hear the one about the donkey and the sloth? Ultamate frisbee badger!"
"Father is talking with his son DAD: Whaddya got there, son? SON: Soy milk. DAD: Hola milk, soy tu padre."
"How does a road reply when you ask it how work is going? It's tiring."
"""Gosh it's raining cats and dogs"" said Fred looking out of the kitchen window. ""I know"" said his mother. ""I've just stepped in a poodle!"""
"What did the mime say to his girlfriend?"
"I was in the shower when I had a miscarriage. Worst baby shower ever."
"Killing two birds with one stone this weekend Taking my mother to Hooters sounds rock solid."
"What do you call a Frosty's prostitute? A snow blower"
"Sick of all these Santa apologists. A HOME INVASION IS A HOME INVASION."