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Joke of the Day

"Father is talking with his son DAD: Whaddya got there, son? SON: Soy milk. DAD: Hola milk, soy tu padre."

"So I was dating this girl with a lazy eye... It would have worked out, but I discovered she was seeing someone on the side"

"What is a rednecks favorite pie during the holidays? Pump-Kin"

"Holy shit, remember rhymes with September. If no one thought about putting that in a song, I'm gonna be rich."

"What is the difference between being horny and hungry? Where you put the cucumber."

"Why did the butcher die ? Because he chopped off the wrong sausage."

"What do you call the neighborhood where all the poor Italians live? The spaghetto."

"I am genderfluid I sexually identify as mayonnaise. If you can't stand it than you neeed to ketchup."

"ABC's hit new show ""Dancing With Some Cars"" cancelled after two episodes, 43 deaths and 70 injuries"

"What do you call a blonde that dyed her hair brown? Artificial Intelligence."