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Joke of the Day
"Sick of all these Santa apologists. A HOME INVASION IS A HOME INVASION."
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"Why are black people afraid of high fives? They don't want to be left hanging"
"Do bouncers get paid in toothpicks or are they a part of their uniform, or what exactly is the deal here?"
"I buy my shoes three sizes too big so if I run into a clown posse I'll have automatic street cred."
"What's Hitler's favorite video game. Meinkraft"
"Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans? All the extra cubholders."
"What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen?? Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)"
"Put that down you fat piece of sh*t' the title of the dieting book I'm writing."
"If aliens are only on the quest for intelligent life, then Earth really has nothing to worry about."
"What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth? A pedi-file"