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Joke of the Day

"What did the mime say to his girlfriend?"

"I tried to catch the fog earlier But I mist."

"What do you call smutty pictures of birds? Pornithography."

"Why did Mary fall off the swing?... ... Because she had no arms. Knock, knock! (Who's there?) Well, it ain't Mary."

"I've come into a lot of money lately... It's a fetish I never knew I had until now."

"What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2"", go to a raging party? High wasted shorts!"

"Everyone decides to come into my circumference right AFTER I fart. Always."

"What's the difference between a magicians wand and a police baton? The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts"

"Why was the girl in such a bad mood when she got out of jail? She had a period at the end of her sentence."

"Hey, girls who won't stop talking about how much you love sports: We get it. You want a boyfriend."