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Joke of the Day

"I was in the shower when I had a miscarriage. Worst baby shower ever."

"What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer? 13 blackberries and 5 apples"

"I used to be an expert on the DunningKruger effect... ...but then I began to learn more about it."

"How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk? Udderly useless."

"If one horse is in the corral, running around the perimeter of the fence,and another horse is running free in a field, which one is singing, ""Don't Fence Me In""? Neither. Horses can't sing."

"What bathroom does Roy G. Biv use? The colored one."

"Tell your mom to stop using different colored lipstick... My dick is starting to look like a rainbow"

"Self-promoting on the walls of a public bathroom is weird but always having the Sharpie on hand is weirder. Anyway for a good time call me."

"Nothing says authentic Chinese food like a neon ""We Delivery"" sign."

"I heard on the news Stoners took over a town This was a high coup"