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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Frosty's prostitute? A snow blower"

"I'm working on inventing an electronic Ouija board so that I can keep tweeting after I die."

"Grammar Nazis have typo negative blood."

"I'm writing a television series which involves everyone smoking dope. It's a mellow drama."

"[train station] Man: hey you. Woman: Hi. M: i'm Christian. W: That's a pickup line? *rolls eyes, walks away M: ugh. i hate my name."

"I could tell you a bad, groan-worthy pun about an angry bowler who lashes out and ""strikes"" a fellow bowler, but I'll spare you."

"Knock knock Heisenberg Knock knock Who's there I am the one who knocks I am the one who knocks who You know exactly who I am say my name Heisenberg You're goddamn right."

"What is long, hard, and full of seamen? A submarine"

"Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it tastes good."